[Play School song plays over the Play School opening sequence] #There's a bear in there and a cha...# OH MY GOD IT'S A BEAR THERE'S ACTUALLY A BEAR IN HERE JESUS CHRIST HELP OH GOD IT'S GOT A CHAIR IT'S GOT A CHAIR AS WELL NO BIG TED! NO! NOT JEMIMA! POOR BEAUTIFUL JEMIMA! AAHHHHHHH (sound of a gun firing) #....it's plaaaay schoooool.# [cut to Benita Collins, fetal on the set of Play School, shivering and looking around wildly while clutching a shotgun.] BENITA: I... I think it's dead. [fade to black] |
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