CARD GAME 10
people and a DEALER at a table playing cards.
EVERYONE:
All in. All in. All in. All in.
DEALER: Cards please.
BOB:
2 Aces, Jack 10 kicker. (EVERYONE ooo's)
MAT:
2 Aces, King 10 kicker. (EVERYONE ahh's)
SAM:
5 Aces. (ooo)
UNO:
A blue 2. (ahh)
UNO:
Uno.
BIRTHDAY: Straight, ages 6 to 11. (ooo)
BUSINESS:
Flush. (all cards same business) (ahh)
HALLMARK:
Full House - Anniversaries over Get Wells for your Cat. (ooo)
CREDIT: Debit, credit, savings, eftpos and quick pay. All Commonwealth. Straight flush. (ahh)
POSTCARD: Forbidden City. Madrid. Grand Kremlin. Imperial. Buckingham. Royal flush. (everyone applauds) DEALER: And the river. EVERYONE is confused. The DEALER reveals the Death card. The DEALER leans forward to reveal himself as a devil. DEALER: Styx. House wins. EVERYONE dies. Screen to black. TITLE CARD: Lucky Lucifer's Casino. Get Rich or Suffer Eternal Torment Trying.
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