WOOKIE LANGUAGE <Light only the 40% of the two actors are on> CHEWBACCA and HAN are on board the Millenium Falcon Han: Chewie, lock in the auxillary manifolds Chewie: RAAARGH Han: Chewie, engage back up thrusters Chewie: RAARGH Han: Chewie, sync the outb- Chewie: RAARGH Han: Alright, I have no idea what you're saying. You seem to have just assumed that I can understand whatever the hell language you spe- Chewie: RAAARGH Han: No, I get Raargh. You're saying Raargh. Chewie: RAAARGH Han: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!? ARE YOU HUNGRY!? DO YOU NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM!? I CAN'T HELP YOU IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT! Chewie: RAARGH Han: I DON'T UNDERSTAND! I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS! WE'VE WORKED TOGETHER FOR FIFTEEN YEARS AND ALL YOU DO IS COME IN HERE DAY AFTER DAY AND - Chewie: RAAARGH Han: EXACTLY! THAT'S ALL YOU - Chewie: RAAARGH! RAAARGH! Han: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!? WHAT IS YOUR - (Chewie falls down revealing a thorn is his paw) Han: What .. is that .. is that a thorn? Chewie: RAAARGH Han: You've had a thorn in your paw this whole - Chewie: RAARGH Han: So, during the battle of Endor when I could have really used your tactical input you - Chewie: RAAAAGH! Han: Alright, alright! (Han removes the thorn) Chewie: (British Accent) Oh, bless you. <Lights down> |
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