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Climate Change

ORIGINAL SONG 

(music by Music Director Jarred Baker) 
Concept behind this is the happy musical song where people click their fingers and sing sickeningly happily.
The canes and tophats style, almost.

Verse 1

We have come together

Us birds of a feather

If you have the time and would be so kind

To talk about the weather


As part of our vocation

We've collected information

From deep in earth and glaciers

To the biggest of Space stations


Chorus 1

Now, it might sound offensive

Now, it may seem deranged

But please, Ms Prime Minister

Can we do one fucking thing about Climate Change.


Verse 2

We could build a solar farm

That won't do us any harm

An ETS or Carbon Tax

Even has its own charm


We could punish the polluters

By charging the commuters

You won't remove your deficits

By mortgaging our futures


Chorus 2

Oh, forget about economy

Oh, we're losing our ecology

And I know this might sound strange

But can we do one fucking thing about climate change


[Spoken Solo]

'Cause it doesn't take a primate

To understand the climate

You may say you disagree

But, you good sir, are irate

[Sung]

For the evidence is clear

There is one direction here

Take your objections to observations

And shove them up your rear


So if you'd be so good – If you could arrange

Can we do one fucking thing about climate change


[Instrumental]


Verse 3

So please to all the governments

The oppositions and conglomerates

We've heard your so-called arguments

But we don't like to swallow shit


Look at all the evidence

And treat us with some reverence

If you don't act and face the facts

It will be the end of us


Chorus 3

We are not without a clue

All our work is peer-reviewed

There's just one thing that's out of range

Can we do one

Can we do one

Can we do one fucking thing about climate change

Can we do one fucking thing about climate change

Can – We – Do – One – Fucking

Can we do one fucking thing about climate change

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Josh Pearse,
Jul 14, 2011, 11:11 PM
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