Basically a song about how Mario is really a bit of a dick... When that little red man wandered in. He said he was related to Princess Peach, Well I should have know not to trust him And now I'm sleeping in lava pits, My castles made into landfill, All my friends have been squashed, or burned to death, Pretty sure that I'm ready to kill So it's time for revenge, it's an evil plan, It's time to light up the night, Mario acts like a moviestar, But now my revenge is in sight. Well the Koopas, they were all friends of mine, The mushrooms I planted last week, Gone are the coins I collected for years, The stars were all left in a heap. But we spent so much time playing tennis, And racing around for fun, That backstabbing plumber, how could i have known, That he'd leave me here on the run Now Paul is a real estate novelist Who never had time for a wife And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still in the Navy And probably will be for life And the waitress is practicing politics As the businessman slowly gets stoned Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness But it's better than drinkin' alone So it's time for revenge, titled Bowser's Plan, angry bullets to spare with koopas, latika and boos it's complete I'll teach that damn plumber to share. I'll send him to castles that are empty With a note saying his princess ain't here. And ghost houses scattered around the place For Boo to teach him about fear My Castles will be so magnificent Crushing ceilings and mazes galore The Goombas and Dry Bones will rattle his ov'ralls The more that he tries to explore So it's time for revenge, it's an evil plan, It's time to light up the night, Mario acts like a moviestar, But now my revenge is in sight. |
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