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Bowser's Plan/Piano Man

Basically a song about how Mario is really a bit of a dick...

It was 9 o'clock only yesterday,
When that little red man wandered in.
He said he was related to Princess Peach,
Well I should have know not to trust him

And now I'm sleeping in lava pits,
My castles made into landfill,
All my friends have been squashed, or burned to death,
Pretty sure that I'm ready to kill

So it's time for revenge, it's an evil plan,
It's time to light up the night,
Mario acts like a moviestar,
But now my revenge is in sight.

Well the Koopas, they were all friends of mine,
The mushrooms I planted last week,
Gone are the coins I collected for years,
The stars were all left in a heap.

But we spent so much time playing tennis,
And racing around for fun,
That backstabbing plumber, how could i have known,
That he'd leave me here on the run

Now Paul is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still in the Navy
And probably will be for life

And the waitress is practicing politics
As the businessman slowly gets stoned
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinkin' alone


So it's time for revenge, titled Bowser's Plan,
angry bullets to spare
with koopas, latika and boos it's complete
I'll teach that damn plumber to share.

I'll send him to castles that are empty
With a note saying his princess ain't here.
And ghost houses scattered around the place
For Boo to teach him about fear
My Castles will be so magnificent
Crushing ceilings and mazes galore
The Goombas and Dry Bones will rattle his ov'ralls
The more that he tries to explore

So it's time for revenge, it's an evil plan,
It's time to light up the night,
Mario acts like a moviestar,
But now my revenge is in sight.



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