PRINCE: ROMEO, GET THY INFERNAL ARSE IN MINE OFFICE!

ROMEO: What dost thou want, Prince?

PRINCE: Dammit, Romeo! Thou art an unharnessed blastfiend. Thou requirest reigning in. And so, thou hast been a new partner assign'ed.

ROMEO: In faith, I have already a partner, Prince. Brave Mercutio is he.

PRINCE: God damn thee, Romeo! Brave Mercutio is slain. He fell to murder most foul at the hands of Tybalt. This thou knowest already - he wast hurt under your arm.

ROMEO: Zounds! But whence can one be found'ed with the balls to be my partner, in fair Verona, where we lay our scene...of the crime?

PRINCE: JULIET, GET THEE THE HELL IN HERE TOO!

JULIET: What dost thou want, Prince?

PRINCE: Romeo, I do present unto thee, thy new partner...Juliet.

JULIET: ROMEO? ROMEO? Nay, WARFARE WITH THOU ROMEO!

ROMEO: Thou dost expect me to work with this rookie? This hilding? This wretched strumpet? Martial blood will make these martial hands unclean.

PRINCE: A plague on both your houses! Before us stands ye classic crime fighting duo: two houses both alike in dignity.

ROMEO: Never shalt I call thee partner, Juliet!

JULIET: Partners? I hate the word, as I hate hell, all montagues, and thee! Besides, I haveth already a partner: Tybalt, the prince of cats, the courageous captain of compliments.

ROMEO: The fiery Tybalt? Tybalt the rat-catcher? Tybalt too is slain! Thou knowest - 'twas my hand that slew him.

JULIET: Romeo, thou art a villain!

ROMEO: DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT ME, SIR?

JULIET: IN FAITH I WILL POP A CAPULET IN THY ARSE!

PRINCE: God damn you! Quench the fire of your pernicious rage! Verily, well shall ye work together and verily shall ye will clean up this town!  and VERILY SHALL YE LIKE IT!

ROMEO: Just follow mine lead, rookie.

JULIET: Following thy lead'ed will surely lead to my death.

PRINCE: ZOUNDS! If ye canst not work as one, render to me thine badges and guns! And take ye an unpaid leave of absence for thou ist a disgrace to the force.

ROMEO: Romeo and Juliet? From ancient grudge break new ... partnership?

JULIET: For never was there a better duet, than you Romeo and me Juliet.

BOTH: We ride together. Verily, we doth die together. Bad boys for life. <Red/Blue lighting>

(Music - "Bad boys, bad boys - What will thou do? What will thou do when they come for thee")

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