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*Newton's Discovery

NEWTON'S DISCOVERY


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NEWTON walks into office. Very important looking person is standing before a desk filled with intricate glasswear.

 

Head: Ah, Newton, my finest pupil. How goes your work on understanding the laws that govern our world?

Newton: Professor Green, I think I may well have stumbled upon the greatest discovery the world has ever seen.

Head: Go on, boy.

Newton: I was sitting under an apple tree and an apple fell from the tree and I just .. realised .. watch this (pick up an object and smashes it)

Head: I don't understand.

NEWTON picks up another object. Drops it. Smashes.

Newton: Do you see?

NEWTON smashes another object. And another.

Head: Is it some kind of force or attra-

NEWTON smashes another object. Picks up an orb.

Head: No, that's a present from the king of - 

NEWTON breaks it. Picks up a vase.

Head: That's from the Ming Dy-

Smashes it. Picks up a frame.

Head: That's a picture of my dear departed wi-

Smashes it.

Head: WHAT IS YOUR DISCOVERY!?

Newton: YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE FUCKED MY WIFE!

Sweeps remaining objects off the desk.

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End.

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