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Nay

NAY

A parliament with a SPEAKER, several OTHER ministers in a line, and the end of the line, one HORSE who is dressed as a minister

SPEAKER: Final vote on bill 400. All those in favour say “I”.

OTHER: (one by one along the line) I.

HORSE sits quietly

SPEAKER: And all those in not favour say “nay.”

All look at the horse, who does nothing

SPEAKER: This will be the final opportunity to cast a vote against bill 400. ... The last chance. ... Alright, all those impartial? ... Bill 400 passed, horses may no longer be ministers.

HORSE: I OBJECT.

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