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Killer socks

 Fairy bread Friday sketch from Sam Jenkins

ERIN: Killer socks.

SAM: Yes, they are.

ERIN: Murderous jacket.

SAM: Is that a compliment?

ERIN: You're welcome.

SAM: Excuse me?

ERIN: Stabby pants.

SAM: That's not - 

ERIN: Rape stab hair! Serial killer face!

SAM: I can't help but think you're trying to imply something here.

ERIN: Are you a serial killer?

SAM: I'm not a serial killer.

ERIN: [slowly raises box of cornflakes]

SAM: You have a fundamental misunderstanding of what a serial killer is!

ERIN: AND YOU HAVE A FUNDAMENTAL LUST FOR THE BLOOD OF A HIGH FIBRE START TO THE DAY.
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