Fairy bread Friday sketch from Sam Jenkins SAM: Yes, they are. ERIN: Murderous jacket. SAM: Is that a compliment? ERIN: You're welcome. SAM: Excuse me? ERIN: Stabby pants. SAM: That's not - ERIN: Rape stab hair! Serial killer face! SAM: I can't help but think you're trying to imply something here. ERIN: Are you a serial killer? SAM: I'm not a serial killer. ERIN: [slowly raises box of cornflakes] SAM: You have a fundamental misunderstanding of what a serial killer is! ERIN: AND YOU HAVE A FUNDAMENTAL LUST FOR THE BLOOD OF A HIGH FIBRE START TO THE DAY. |