Something along the lines of... GOOD COP X COP 1: Alright Jerry. It looks like we're going to need to use the old good cop, bad cop routine. ... 1: It's not working. We'll have to try the old good cop, Brad cop routine. ... 1: Damn it. Time for the old good cop, dad cop routine. ... 1: Good cop blood clot routine! ... Good Cop Dad Cop "I'm not angry. Just disappointed." Good Cop Bad Crop Good Cop Sad Cop Good Cop Mad Cop Good Cop Fad Cop "Ever tried the Atkins diet? It's a powerful life-time approach to successful weight loss and weight management." Good Cop Bad Croissant Good Cop Bad Carp - "Magicarp used Splash!" Good Cop Bad Cup Good Cop Blood Clot "Ah! I have a blood clot!" Good Cop Bod Cap God Cop Bad Coop Good Cop God Cop Good Cop Lawfully Neutral Cop Good Cop Dance Cop - has a small song and dance number on how it won't hold up in court/have no alibi Good Cop Bad Pun Cop - BP Cop:"Looks like we gotcha 'caged in'" (it's supposed to be that bad) Suspect: "This is such a 'cop' out..." BP: *gasps* "It's not working. Time for Plan B!" Already done: Good Cop Good Cop Good Cop Evil Cop Good Cop (actually) Bad Cop Good Cop Franklin Delano Roosevelt Cop |