The scene opens at a restaurant, there is a table for one with a waiter and a guest. (Waiter has a very heavy french accent) Waiter: Good evening Sir, Welcome to the Enchanted Restaurant. Where we serve only enchanted cusine. What will your order be? Guest: I think I'll start an entree, what is the house special for this evening? Waiter: Ah! Zat would be ze black caviar, flown in from ze Tropical Seas of ze Pacific Ocean zeis very morning. It 'as a beautiful, salty, human taste. Guest: (nods -pauses) I'm sorry, did you just say... human? what kind of fish is that? Waiter: Ah! Why its is Mermaid of course. Guest: MERMAID? Waiter: Well, Zis is the Restaurant of Enchanted Cuisine. Guest: (looks horrified) Waiter: Perhaps Sir/Madam would like to look at our main course instead? We do have a lovely equestrian steak, very well marbled, cooked in creamy mushroom sauce, served with a light salad and horn. Guest: I'm sorry did you say 'horn''? Waiter: Yes, very good marrow in Unicorn horn. Guest: Oh my god... I think I just lost my appetite. Waiter: (Shocked) Oh no, no, no Sir/Madam! Zat will not do! Perhaps I may recommend our dessert, the chef's famous chocolate sauced Brownie Cake? Guest: (pales) Those arent ... made from...real... you know... real Brownies? Waiter: Real Brownies? Guest: Yes, you know, those little elf things, that look like fairies. Waiter: (with disgust) No, of course not! what kind of monsters do you think we are? (Spits on guest and walks out) (Lights Down). |