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Don't I know you?

A GUY and a GIRL are walking to opposite ends of the stage.

GUY: Oh hey Jenny, how's it going?

JENNY: Oh hi. (confused) Sorry, how do we know each other again?

GUY: Don't you remember? I'm Graham. We sat next to each other in physics last Friday? I borrowed your pencil.

JENNY: Oh right, yeah Graham! (Pause). Wait a minute, that wasn't you. 

GUY: ... (laughing sheepishly) oh sorry. I thought I was someone else!

GUY walks off, leaving JENNY bewildered.