Bill is sitting at table in center of stage, which is set up as if in a cafe. Meg enters, clearly excited... Meg: Guess what! Bill: ...(gestures with his hands) Meg: C'mon, guess! Bill: Zombies are invading Australia! Meg: Well, obvio- Bill: The Prime Minister is really part of a lizard race, bent on dominating the world! Meg: Wait, wha- Bill: Tomatoes are sentient! Meg: I'm sorry, are you completely out of yo- Bill: I'M EATING A TOMATO...AAAAAAHH- Meg: (cuts him off) SHUT UP. Phew. Ok. I was joking. The big news is...i got a job. Bill: Then what about the zombies? Meg: What zombies? Bill: The ones invading Australia... Meg: ...you mean the nonsense you just made up? Bill: And what about Julia Gillard's evil, lizardy nature? Meg: I think you are confusing things you said with reality... Bill: (thinks for a second, cuts off a piece of tomato) Tomato: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH Bill: Oh my god! I'm eating a tomato! |
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