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Confusion

Bill is sitting at table in center of stage, which is set up as if in a cafe. Meg enters, clearly excited...

Meg: Guess what!

Bill: ...(gestures with his hands)

Meg: C'mon, guess!

Bill: Zombies are invading Australia!

Meg: Well, obvio-

Bill: The Prime Minister is really part of a lizard race, bent on dominating the world!

Meg: Wait, wha-

Bill: Tomatoes are sentient!

Meg: I'm sorry, are you completely out of yo-

Bill: I'M EATING A TOMATO...AAAAAAHH-

Meg: (cuts him off) SHUT UP. Phew. Ok. I was joking. The big news is...i got a job.

Bill: Then what about the zombies?

Meg: What zombies?

Bill: The ones invading Australia...

Meg: ...you mean the nonsense you just made up?

Bill: And what about Julia Gillard's evil, lizardy nature?

Meg: I think you are confusing things you said with reality...

Bill: (thinks for a second, cuts off a piece of tomato)

Tomato: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Bill: Oh my god! I'm eating a tomato!
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