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Lights up on an elaborate Victorian drawing room. The band are playing Vivaldi's Four Seasons. BARNABY and VICTORIA are two nobles dressed in ridiculous Victorian finery.

BARNABY: Victoria?

VICTORIA: Yes, Barnaby?

BARNABY: Knock knock.

VICTORIA: Who's there?

BARNABY: Abrupt sketch ending

VICTORIA: Abrupt sketch ending who?