Bear Grylls walks into an insurance office. There's an actuarial accountant at the desk. Bear: Hello AA: Hello, good sir, how can I help you? Bear: I'd like to get some insurance. I was unhappy with my previous insurer, as I always say "'If you risk nothing you gain nothing" AA: Um...ok. Well, let me just ask you a couple questions about your lifestyle to determine what kind of policy would best suit you Bear: Fire away AA: Do you smoke? Bear: Only snakes. That's one less snake YOU have to worry about! AA: *Laughs* Very good sir...Anyways, next question, do you drink? Bear: You got to stay hydrated! AA: Alcohol? Bear: O, no! That stuff is disgusting. My body is a temple. AA: Good, good...that will keep your premiums down. Bear:...*insert urine reference* Bear Gryll Quotes "I love tobbogan!" "Ugh...its like a ball filled with guts and brain!" After eating a spider **PLEASE ADD TO THIS IF YOU CAN THINK OF ANYTHING** |
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