Teenage mutant ninja renaissance artists maybe they should actually save a work of art. Oh man, a bunch of renaissance artists sitting around and they get a call. Hilarious.

Marketing group trying to think of next Australian tourism ad, with Tony Abbott sitting in. All of his slogans involve scaring people away. “Don’t come if you’re brown”. Needs more meat.

Firefighter stripper (One slides down a pole, the other just poledances on it.)

Sunny alderaan tourism pitch

Younger brother of Christ. Johnny Christ.

Someone misusing literally, and then those things literally happening. End with literally misfiring “I am literally exploding with rage”. Everyone using figuratively wrong.

Someone thinks we’ve conquered space because we just launched the last shuttle

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your golden hair! Why? I need to get up! Get a ladder!

Racist ventriloquist (James’ idea)

Kung Fu teacher – punch yourself into the dick, other guy falls over in agony. Later, it is used to punch him in the dick. “Master, I am ready.” He crumples and headbutts.

Robbing victim being really insulted by robber’s denigration of his stuff

Optimus prime in a car crash – exchanging license details

Superintelligent checkout machine.

A mic is found off-stage and a cast member grabs it and screws with the actors in this scene, who have assumed he/she is god.

Goldilocks bears house confrontation – calling it out.

Ethics lecturer: “What some cultures find admirable, others may find unacceptable. For example, our culture finds murder reprehensible. But perhaps alien cultures find murder morally acceptable. Our civilisation finds theft inappropriate. But perhaps in a more competitive culture, one whose residents are slower to anger, theft would be considered a skilful profession. In our culture, many would consider it strange to drive out into a car to a field in the middle of the night - and kiss a cow on the mouth. But in other cultures - more advanced cultures, some might say - it’d be considered a perfectly ordinary act, like stroking the softness of a cow’s teat.”

Leopard Jesus

Using the Necronomicon as a text.

Zookeeper pretending to make animals that don’t exist.