SERVANT #1: We're gonna have to dress the king, but everyone beware the king has not yet realised he's looking oh so bare SERVANT #2: We need to find some real pants KING: I'm starting a parade! SERVANT#2 : That might be a bad idea- KING: There's no need to be afraid... SERVANT#1: The kingdom's gonna see his thing! KING: ...when you're dressed as well as the king! KING: I look so good in this (S2: err Sir...) Just like a king should (S1: My liege...) There should be a law that (S2: Your majesty...) Stops me looking this good! (S1: My eyes!) Who cares if peasants can't afford food When I look- PEASANT: Hey guys! The king's nude! (Laughter from PEASANTS) SERVANT #2: Your majesty I think it's time For you to take your leave SERVANT #1: No need to be embarrased In front of commoners and theives KING: Wait! I am the monarchy and decree Get naked! PEASANT: But our clothing? And our modesty? KING: Lose that or lose your heads! (Naked SOLDIERS enter and tear away PEASANT clothing) SERVANT #1: My liege this law is wildly out of wing- KING: You will be as nude as your king! SERVANT #1: It's a bit extreme- SERVANT #2: It's gonna cause strife- KING: Either get your pants off Or I will take your life! (Naked EXECUTIONERS enter) SERVANTS: Please don't!! ALL (except KING): We chose to try and make fun of the king Now we must choose between our heads rolling Or standing here displaying all our things ALL: And now we're nude as the king And now we're nude as the king And now we're as nude As the king! |
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