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Time Travel

INT - Lab

Scientist #1 is working at a chalkboard

1 - Now, If my calculations are correct this formula will prove beyond any doubt that time travel is actually possi-

Flash of light.
Same Scientist appears - this time in goggles and a cape.

2 - Stop!

1 - Who are you?

2- I'm you from the future. I've come back to warn you that time travel is impossible!

1- You - what?

2- Time travel! It simply doesn't work!

1- Then how did you -

Flash

3 - Don't listen to him! Time Travel is possible!

1 - Well, obviously -

3 - Listen carefully. I come from a future where time travel was never invented

1 - What? How can you -

2 - Time travel can't be invented!

1  - Clearly it can be!

Flash

4 - I am time travel!

1 - That doesn't even make sense as a sentence

Flash

5 - Time travel might be possible!

1 - Not a warning

4 - I am time.

1 - You aren't time

4 - He is time!

1 - No one here is time.

Flash
(A different scientist appears)

6 - John, I am you from the future.

1 - I'm Craig. John's down the hall.

6 - Oh, sorry.

(6 leaves)

5 - That's it (draws phaser) If I kill myself you'll never exist!

1 - You don't understand the concept of the futu- *gunshot* Well that didn't help anyone

3 - (fading) Oh no, I'm ceasing to exist!

1 - What? How does that even work?

3 - I am him from the future

2 - The future doesn't exist! (begins fading) Ah! I don't exist

4 - (fading) Remember ... time is a whale!

1 - What do you mean "time is a whale" ?

4 -  REMEMBER!

Everyone fades. 1 is alone. He turns to the chalkboard

Flash

7 - I've come from the future to warn you that people will be coming from the future to stop your work on traveling from the future!

1 - You're too late. They've already been.

7 - So I couldn't go back to before they arrived? Damn it, they were right. Time travel is impossible!

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