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End Song - (Rock Lobster)

Few songs have more comedy cred than Rock Lobster (to the degree that I was considering having the launch party complete each sketch with the sounds of it)
At the sound of the first bass riff people will go mental.
It's such an adored song. (If you don't know it)

Lyrics are near-spoken so the scansion can be played with a lot

Also, apparently this song is "so fun to dance to LOL" (Anag2080, 2010)

It's inherently hilarious - let's tap in on this.

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster
Rock Lobster (x2)

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam
Rock Lobster!

Down, down

Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'

Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dogfish
Chased by a catfish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhale

Rock lobster!
Rock lobster!

We were at a party
Everybody was watching lights
Somebody went out of their mind
And committed a crime
Since we had a crime
We need a crime solver
Crime Solver (x2)

Killer in the Villa
The light bulb gone
Lots of trouble
Heroes double
He was in a jam
S'in our Carmen swam
Crime.. Crime
Crime Solvers!

Down, down  (Can be cut)

Boy's in bodybags
Girls in the morgue
Everybody's dyin'
Everybody's cryin'

Walkin' 'round the house
Gettin' clues
Askin' a question
Thinkin' it's a coup

Prepare your monologue
Beware the deep fog
Try to solve it faster!

Here comes a killer
Thus starts a thriller
In walked stranger
Brought with her danger
Became a game changer
Working together
Find the perpetrator
A partner's betrayal

Crime solvers!
Crime solvers!