I suddenly have this idea of reviving (with proof) pigeons' mythical evil nature. I'm just thinking of something like: scientists switch from mice to pigeons and thus piss them off OR one day some pigeons suddenly get all angry and ferocious because of being ill-treated by humans and they want to take over the world. *shrug* Teenage dreams in a teenage circus We are not what you think we are | Pigeons’ dreams in the pigeons’ nut-brain Dawdle around like some mice under migraine Wondering how to revenge against mankind Who give us crap instead of amphetamines Flying around again Flying and flapping Jerking up In the midnight moon Craving for drugs No one knows what we need Gooing with sentiments In the moonlit night We’re scavenging For the drugs that we need We are not what you think we are We are addicts, we are addicts We are not what you think we are We are evil, we are evil Pigeons all dream of world domination Soaring aloft like the proud bald vultures Don’t give a darn about our fatuous looking We won’t give it up ‘til we’re big and you want some Flying around again Flying and flapping Flapping around again Flapping and flying We are bullied In the light of day You’re all staring Do you think that we’re dumb? Camouflaging is The superb strategy Not like ibis Totally dumb as they look We are not what you think we are We are evil, we are evil We are not what you think we are We are evil, we are evil Pigeons’ life in a foolish city Espionage and conspiracy Making friends with pathetic pet dogs No giving up when you're young and you want some Now we should congregate Setting up strategies Inundate this world With uric acid poo We can’t lose this time For we’ve failed so many times They will kill us all and feed us to their pets *Pause* Chatting: (proudly) do you know that pigeons are very nutritious and are part of exquisite cuisines in many places around the world? Ahh! But soon we won't be any better than Oncomice for those mad scientists want to control our populations but using us in all their crazy experiments! Onco-Pigeon? Eww! We are not what you think we are We are not what you think we are We are not what you think we are We are evil, we are evil Teenage dreams in a
teenage circus
Flying around again Flying and flapping Flapping around again Flapping and flying We are not what you think we are We are evil, we are evil |