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For those not familiar with The assumption song, try this link: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/assumptionsong
This song sounds HEAPS funnier if you overemphasise the words in the middle (block, tricks, four, grass e.t.c.) and drag out the last words in each line (his => hiissss, their => theirrrrr, a => aaaa, her => herrrrr, e.t.c.). The trick is to get people to complete the sentence in their minds before you make it innocent.
Try singing it out loud while overemphasising the middle word and dragging out the end word of each line - it's almost impossible not to laugh out loud when doing it. My new Lyrics
There was an arts student who had writer’s block, he sat on Paul’s oval just shaking his... Fist at the engineer's internet tricks, they down their first beers with their hands on their... Rullers and pencils and at half past Four, there came a young chemist she looked like a... Studious lady she sat on the Grass, she hiked up her dress and she showed them her... Pipettes, course readings and chemical muck, she said she was learing a new way to.... Bring up arts students so they would not spit, while a bum in the oval was taking a... Look at the uni who’s turn down was blunt, while the girl on the oval was rubbing her... Eyes at the physicist up on a rock, he looked like a man with a sizeable... Amount of work from a text book by Bunt, If he asked her politely, she’d show him her... Broken up beaker she just blew to bits, and maybe she’d let him grab hold of her... Text book so thick that if felt like a brick, and then she'd bend over and suck on his...
Original Lyrics There was an old farmer who sat on a rock, he sat in the meadow Just shaking his |
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