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Song - poker face

My new lyrics for the song (poker face by lady gaga)

 

(b-b-bosons) (5x)

 

I want to bend space-time like relativity.

 

Fold it, twist it, calculate it, maths is so sexy (I love it)

 

It does make my brain hurt I’m a machosistic nerd

 

But after late night studying, I’m usually hard

 

oh o-oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh

Science is hot, religion is not

(2x)

  

can't see them, can't see them

no, can’t see higgs bosons,

(I’m afraid, they are just a theory for now)

(2x)

 

h-h-h-higs bosons, h-h-higs bosons

(h-h-h-higs)

(2x)

 

I want to sleep with it, a wave function we’ll be

A little science is fun when theori-e-sing (I love it)

Scrodinge-er’s cat is not the same without a gun

And baby when it’s science, I just can not get enough.

 

oh o-oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh

Science is hot, religion is not

(2x)

 

can't see them, can't see them

no, can’t see higgs bosons,

(I’m afraid, they are just a theory for now)

(2x)

 

h-h-h-higs bosons, h-h-higs bosons

(h-h-h-higs)

(2x)
 
(h-h-h-higs) (2x)
 

You can tell that I do love science, I’m not geeky

Im just nerdy, with my text books,

Their not sci fi, their non fiction, and their much more fun too

Just like a geek in star wars meetings, take your books before I read them,

I study this, study that,

Read space time, cause it’s marvelous

[~ read pronounced as the past tense read]

 

can't see them, can't see them

no, can’t see higgs bosons,

(I’m afraid, they are just a theory for now)

(4x)

 

h-h-h-higs bosons, h-h-higs bosons

(h-h-h-higs)

(4x)

 
 
Original Lyrics

 

(m-m-m-ma) (5x)

 

I wanna hold em' like they do in texas, please

 

fold em', let em' hit me, raise it, baby stay with me (I love it)

 

love, game, intuition, play the cards with spades to start

 

and after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart

 

oh o-oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh

I'll get him hot, show him what I got

(2x)

 

can't read my, can't read my

no, he can't read my, poker face

(she's got to love nobody)

(2x)

 

 

p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

(m-m-m-ma)

(2x)

 

I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be

a little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love it)

russian roulette is not the same without a gun

and baby when it's love, if it's not rough it isn't fun (fun)

 

oh o-oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh

I'll get him hot, show him what I got

(2x)

 

can't read my, can't read my

no, he can't read my poker face

(she's got to love nobody)

(2x)

 

p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

(m-m-m-ma)

(2x)

 

oh o-oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh

I'll get him hot, show him what I got

(2x)

 

can't read my, can't read my

no, he can't read my poker face

(she's got to love nobody)

(2x)

 

p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

(m-m-m-ma)

(2x)

 

(m-m-m-ma) (2x)

 

I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you

'cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin

I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning (ma)

just like a chick in the casino, take your bank before I pay you out

I promise this, promise this

check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous

 

can't see them, can't see them

no, can’t see higgs bosons,

(I’m afraid, they are just a theory for now)

(4x)

 

h-h-h-higs bosons, h-h-higs bosons

(h-h-h-higs)

(4x)

 

It'd be nice to have a little feedback on whether I'm making the lyrics too technical for the audience (e.g. would they know what a higgs boson is. Also, ideas are allways welcome.

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