Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel ...

Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you've got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the Y.M.C.A.
I'm sure they can help you today.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...

Young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so jive ...

That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, take a walk up the street.
It's a place there called the Y.M.C.A.
They can start you back on your way.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

YMCA
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A
Young man, young man there's no need to feel down
Young man, young man pick yourself off the ground

Y-M-C-A
then just go to the Y-M-C-A
young man, young man I was once in your shoes
young man, young man I said, I was down and out with the blues.
Y-M-C-A

 

Aldrin, there’s no need to feel down

Just cos Armstrong beat your foot to the ground

So Aldrin, just get rid of that frown

You can come and join our party

 

We’ll build a brand new Apollo

So once more into space you can go

Fly to Mars so we can finally find

Extra ter-rest-rial life

 

So come with us to the N.A.S.A.

Waste tax money at the N.A.S.A.

 

We’ll blast you into the sky and Challenge you not to die

But we can’t guarantee anything…

 

In Space, there is no gravity

Houston, hear me loud and clearly

We’ve been sucked in by a gravity beam

We are landing on the surface

 

Stepping onto the planet itself

It’s colder than the Antarctic shelf

This is a historic day

A small step for humanity

 

It’s a win for the N.A.S.A

Russia got beaten by the N.A.S.A.

 

We reached Mars first

And now begins the search

For some friends in the galaxy…

 

Taking samples that we can use

From craters, this planet sure isn’t smooth

Entering the data in the PC

Results what will you tell me?

 

Bugger! No water in the soil

And no presence of life here big or small

Buzz Aldrin, you have failed yet again

Why didn’t we use Armstrong?

 

We failed again at the N.A.S.A.

Wasted tax money at the N.A.S.A.

 

We launched a spaceship

But we didn’t find shit/blip

No wonder we lost funding

 

All in a day at the N.A.S.A.