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Let Me Educate You

Something I had a go at instead of working on my immunology essay -- it's half formed, but I figured I'd put it up anyway.
Original Lyrics

Hell is gone and heaven's here
There's nothing left for you to fear
Shake your arse come over here
Now scream
I'm a burning effigy
Of everything I used to be
You're my rock of empathy, my dear

So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you

Life's too short for you to die
So grab yourself an alibi
Heaven knows your mother lied
Mon cher
Separate your right from wrongs
Come and sing a different song
The kettle's on so don't be long
Mon cher

So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you

Look me up in the yellow pages
I will be your rock of ages
Your see through fads and your crazy phrases yeah
Little Bo Peep has lost his sheep
He popped a pill and fell asleep
The dew is wet but the grass is sweet, my dear
Your mind gets burned with the habits you've learned
But we're the generation that's got to be heard
You're tired of your teachers and your school's a drag
You're not going to end up like your mum and dad

So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
He may be good he may be outta sight
But he can't be here so come around tonight
Here is the place where the feeling grows
You gotta get high before you taste the lows
So come on
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
So come on let me entertain me
Let me entertain you
Come on come on come on come on
New Lyrics

High school’s done, it’s your first year
Your ATAR means nothing here
Shake your arse, come over here
now scream
I’m your brand new lecturer
(If I might add, a heart breaker)
You’re here to learn some physics from me 

So come on, let me educate you
Physics will elate you

We’ll start with something simpler
than Einstein, or Schrodinger
Relativity’s too much for you
my dears
So we’ll talk about particles and waves,
Sit in your seat, please behave
You'll take these lesson to your grave
So there!

So come on, let me educate you
Let me entertain you

Come on children, turn the page
force and motion, all the rage
Frequency and Amplitude, and Phase
Into your mind my words will seep,
Look at me, don't fall asleep
Entropy, increase in heat, my dears
Your mind gets burned with the lectures you've spurned
But I'm the kind of lecturer that's got to be heard
You're tired of motion and force is a drag
Let's ditch this lecture cause there's fun to be had

So come on let me educate you
Don't make me defenestrate you
I don't wan-na asphyxiate you
Your party may be good, may be outta sight
But here's an assignment, you'll be home tonight
This is the place where your knowledge grows
The secrets of the universe, I will expose
So come on
Let me educate you
Physics will stimulate you
So come on let me educate you`
Let me entertain you
Come on come on come on come on

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