Something I had a go at instead of working on my immunology essay -- it's half formed, but I figured I'd put it up anyway.
Original Lyrics Hell is gone and heaven's here There's nothing left for you to fear Shake your arse come over here Now scream I'm a burning effigy Of everything I used to be You're my rock of empathy, my dear So come on let me entertain you Let me entertain you Life's too short for you to die So grab yourself an alibi Heaven knows your mother lied Mon cher Separate your right from wrongs Come and sing a different song The kettle's on so don't be long Mon cher So come on let me entertain you Let me entertain you Look me up in the yellow pages I will be your rock of ages Your see through fads and your crazy phrases yeah Little Bo Peep has lost his sheep He popped a pill and fell asleep The dew is wet but the grass is sweet, my dear Your mind gets burned with the habits you've learned But we're the generation that's got to be heard You're tired of your teachers and your school's a drag You're not going to end up like your mum and dad So come on let me entertain you Let me entertain you Let me entertain you He may be good he may be outta sight But he can't be here so come around tonight Here is the place where the feeling grows You gotta get high before you taste the lows So come on Let me entertain you Let me entertain you So come on let me entertain me Let me entertain you Come on come on come on come on | New Lyrics High school’s done, it’s your first year Your ATAR means nothing here Shake your arse, come over here now scream I’m your brand new lecturer (If I might add, a heart breaker) You’re here to learn some physics from me So come on, let me educate you Physics will elate you We’ll start with something simpler than Einstein, or Schrodinger Relativity’s too much for you my dears So we’ll talk about particles and waves, Sit in your seat, please behave You'll take these lesson to your grave So there! So come on, let me educate you Let me entertain you Come on children, turn the page force and motion, all the rage Frequency and Amplitude, and Phase Into your mind my words will seep, Look at me, don't fall asleep Entropy, increase in heat, my dears Your mind gets burned with the lectures you've spurned But I'm the kind of lecturer that's got to be heard You're tired of motion and force is a drag Let's ditch this lecture cause there's fun to be had So come on let me educate you Don't make me defenestrate you I don't wan-na asphyxiate you Your party may be good, may be outta sight But here's an assignment, you'll be home tonight This is the place where your knowledge grows The secrets of the universe, I will expose So come on Let me educate you Physics will stimulate you So come on let me educate you` Let me entertain you Come on come on come on come on |