Just an idea as we were stuck for songs in the choir. It is not finished and the third verse doesn't have anything, all of the italics lines are replacements from the originals... as is probably obvious. Also sorry about the spacing... for some reason the formatting of this page doesn't seem to like me. *To the tune of Maxwell's Silver Hammer* Joan
was quizzical; Studied pataphysical James
was quizzical; studied every physical Science in the home. Science known to manLate nights all alone with a test tube. But there was something he could not.Oh, oh, oh, oh. Sta-a-a-and.Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine, Electricity; plain enough for all to see Calls her on the phone. Was paired with magnetic fields "Can I take you out to the pictures, But this fact lay dormant and Joa,
oa, oa, oan?" Concee..ee..ee.eild But
as she's getting ready to go, But
Just like newton saw the apple A knock comes on the door. James saw something moreBang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer James Clerk Maxwell had the answersCame down upon her head. To the questions in your headClang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer James Clerk Maxwell solved equationsMade
sure that she was dead. Of
light from blue to red Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again. Back in school again Maxwell taught the fools againTeacher gets annoyed. And physics he transformedWishing to avoid an unpleasant Was made a fellow sooner than theSce, e, e, ene, Nor-or-or-ormShe tells Max to stay when the class has gone away/ From theories all around, James gained great renownSo he waits behind By way of unityWriting fifty times "I must not be The greatest since the time of Newton'sSo, o, o, o.." Law-aw-aw-awsBut when she turns her back on the boy, Maxwell stepped up to the plateA
noise comes from behind. Much
Like Faraday before. Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer James Clerk Maxwell had the answersCame down upon her head. To the questions in your headClang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer James Clerk Maxwell solved equationsMade
sure that She was dead. Of
light from blue to red But as the words are leaving his lips, But even in this day and ageA noise comes from behind. We love his equations fourBang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer James Clerk Maxwell had the answersCame down upon his head. To the questions in your headClang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer James Clerk Maxwell solved equationsMade
sure that he was dead. Of
light from blue to red Silver Hammer Ma, a, an. James Clerk Maxwell ManWhat a man. |