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I would run 500 trials

Yes, another possible choral number... but atm this is my favourite.

I really need help coming up with more laws to talk about... so far I've covered some physics (I'm sure I can come up with more), but some well-known chem and bio ones would be good.

When I wake up, well I know i'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next you
When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if I haver up, Yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you


But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles to fall down at your door


When I'm working, yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
And when the money, comes in for the work I do
I'll pass almost every penny on to you
When I come home(When I come home), well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
And if I grow-old,(When I grow-old) well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

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Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da

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Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da

When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you
And when I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream
I'm gonna Dream about the time when I'm with you
When I go out(When I go out), well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
And when I come home(When I come home), yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home with you
I'm gonna be the man who's coming home with you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

da da da (da da da)
da da da (da da da)

Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da

da da da (da da da)
da da da (da da da)

Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da

da da da (da da da)
da da da (da da da)

Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da

da da da (da da da)
da da da (da da da)

Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da

And I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door





When I wake up, well I know i'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who proves all science wrong
When I get up, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's testing all day long
If I go out, well you know I'm gunna be
I'll be proving that the weak force is the strong
And if I'm thinking, Yeah I know its gonna be
That the moon's been made of blue cheese all along

Coz I would run 500 trials
And I would run 500 more
Just to be the man who disproves Einstein Darwin, Planck and Neils Bohr

When I'm working, yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who proves the world is flat
And when I'm testing, well I know I'm gonna prove
Homo sapiens evolved up from a rat
When I come home(When I come home), well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who proves that i is real
And if I grow-old,(When I grow-old) well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who redesigns the wheel

Coz I would run 500 trials
And I would run 500 more
Just to be the man who disproves Scientific Laws in all their forms

Run a trial (Run a trial)
Run a trial (Run a trial)

And lets see if all Freud's theories can be sunk

And Another (And Another)
And Another (And Another)

And we'll see if Newton's laws work when I'm drunk

When I'm talking, well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna say that all the future's gone before
When I'm dreaming, well you know I'm gonna dream
The Periodic Table's gone forever more

When I go out(When I go out), well I know I'm gonna be
Postulating that there's Ice at the Earth's core
When I come home(When I come home), well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who proves that pi is 4
I'm gonna be the man who's proving pi is 4

Coz I would run 500 trials
And I would run 500 more
Just to be the one who shows that Quantum Theory is a total bore

And would run 500 trials
And I would run 500 more
Just to be the man who disproves
Einstein Darwin, Planck and Neils Bohr

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