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I'm Yours Parody. (Al Gore/I'm Jaws)

Okay, there are two versions of this song. I've only been able to write pieces of each song. Whichever can be written first or best will be put into the show. Go crazy. While you're at it, write some of this song as well.
Italics are the original lyrics. 
Al Gore

Well the world is getting warmer
You can bet that we felt it
Tryin' to stay chill,
But the icecaps have melted
Antarctica's in cracks,
We haven't got the carbon tax
Before the cool done run out
and Holland's underwater
We'll join as one and do what we oughta
But there's a leader that we need
He will turn the world green

'Cause we can't hesitate, no more, no more
No more debate, we're sure
We all need to educate, before we fall
Please hear our cry, Al Gore

Well we need the man who's heaven sent
A former candidate for president
We need to get him back into the gov, gov, gov, gov
Listen to the people, we need an environmental king
And the polices he'll bring
He's the one we need to fix the gov, gov, gov, gov, go-ov

'Cause we can't hesitate, no more, no more
No more debate, we're sure
We all need to educate, before we fall
This is the time, Al Gore


Do do do do do
< fully do's and ooh's - harmonies etc >




We've been spending way too long here, waiting for a leader
Not listening to the oil men and other bottom-feeders
We lie down on the grass
And we've finally found the path
I guess what we're a-sayin' is we need a politician
To rid us of insanity and just listen to reason

And who we need is you
Al Go-ore, it's tru-ue.

'Cause we can't hesitate, no more, no more
No more debate, we're sure
(We can't hesitate)
we need the man who's heaven sent
(No more, no more)
A former candidate for president
We need to get him back into the government.
(No more debate, we're sure)


(We all need to educate)
We all need to educate
(Before we fall)
Before we all fall)
(This is the time), Al Gore
This is, this is, this is the time,
Al Gore
I'm Yours

Well you done, done me
You bet that I felt it
I tried to be chill
But you're so hot that I melted
I fell right through the cracks
And now I'm trying to get back
Before the cool done run out
I'll be giving it my bestest
And nothin's gonna stop me but divine intervention
I reckon it's again my turn,
to win some or learn some

But I won't hesitate, no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm sure
(There's no need to complicate, our time is short
It cannot wait, I'm yours)

Open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find love, love, love, love
Listen to the music of the moment people dance and sing
We're just one big family
It's our god forsaken right to be love love love love loved


So I won't hesitate, no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm sure
There's no need to complicate our time is short
This is our fate I'm yours


Do do do do do
Scooch on over closer dear
and I will nibble your ear
scooch a do do do do oh oh oh woah
mhmm

I've been spending way too long checking my tongue in the mirror
And bending over backwards just to try to see it clearer
But my breath fogged up the glass
And so I drew a new face and laughed
I guess what i'ma saying is there ain't no better reason
To rid yourself of vanity and just go with the seasons
It's what we aim to do
Our name is our virtue

I won't hesitate no more, no more 
It cannot wait I'm yours
(I won't hesitate)
Open up your mind and see like me
(No more, no more)
Open up your plans and man you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find that the sky is yours
(It cannot wait, I'm sure)

So please don't, please don't, please don't
(There's no need to complicate)
There's no need to complicate
(Our time is short)
'Cause our time is short
(This is our fate)
This is, this is, this is our fate
I'm yours
I'm Jaws

Well you swam by me,
You bet I felt it
Tried to relax
But you were cut and I smelt it
I had to have a snack
So I went to attack
But even if you swim away
And thrash around for hours
You might as well admit that you're about to be devoured
And if you wanna stay afloat
You're gonna need a bigger boat

You tried to swim away, to shore, to shore
You won't escape, I'm Jaws!




Open up your mouth and feed like me
Eat up all your friends and company
Bite off all their arms and you'll find blood, blood, blood, blood
Listen to the screams of all the people swimming in the sea
It's just one big murder scene
soon the tides will all be washing in blood, blood blood, blood, blood


So I anticipate, much blood and gore
A floating arm, it's yours
And now eviscerate your flesh some more
You're on my plate, I'm Jaws!


Do do do do do
Swim on over closer dear
and I will nibble your ear
scooch a do do do do oh oh oh woah
mhmm

Now I've been spending way too long a-chasing tuna in the water
I'm hungry for some humans so prepare yourselves for slaughter
I'm sick of fish and seal,
I need a better meal

I guess what I'm a-saying is I'm heading for the beaches
To rid myself of manatees and other water creatures

Come swim into the sea
I'll have you for tea

I will take you to the ocean floor
Don't try to screw, with Jaws!
(He will take you down)
Open up your mouth and feed like me
(to the sea floor)
Eat up all your friends and company
Bite off all their arms and you'll find the sea is yours
(Don't try to screw, with Jaws!)

So please don't, please don't, please don't
(Now its time to lacerate)
There's no need to lacerate
(You'll swim to shore)
Try to swim to shore
(This is your fate)
This is, this is, this is our fate
He's Jaws! (I'm Jaws)
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Josh Pearse,
Aug 24, 2010, 9:45 PM
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