Don't tell me not to live, just sit and putter

Life's candy and the sun's a ball of butter

Don't bring around a cloud to rain on my parade

Don't tell me not to fly, I simply got to

If someone takes a spill, it's me and not you

Who told you you're allowed to rain on my parade

I'll march my band out, I'll beat my drum

And if I'm fanned out, your turn at bat, sir

At least I didn't fake it, hat, sir

I guess I didn't make it

But whether I'm the rose of sheer perfection

A freckle on the nose of life's complexion

The Cinderella or the shine apple of its eye

I gotta fly once, I gotta try once,

Only can die once, right, sir?

Ooh, life is juicy, juicy and you see,

I gotta have my bite, sir.

Get ready for me love, 'cause I'm a "comer"

I simply gotta march, my heart's a drummer

Don't bring around the cloud to rain on my parade,

I'm gonna live and live NOW!

Get what I want, I know how!

One roll for the whole shebang!

One throw that bell will go clang,

Eye on the target and wham,

One shot, one gun shot and bam!

Hey, Mr. Arnstein, here I am ...

I'll march my band out, I will beat my drum,

And if I'm fanned out, your turn at bat, sir,

At least I didn't fake it, hat, sir,

I guess I didn't make it

Get ready for me love, 'cause I'm a "comer"

I simply gotta march, my heart's a drummer

Nobody, no, nobody, is gonna rain on my parade! 

C: Don't get in my way, you little nutter.

S: Don't mess up my crime scene with your clutter.

C&S: Just watch me solve the case of the light brigade

S: Don't think that you can tell me what I can do

C: I think I will because you don't have a clue!

C&S: No way you'd solve the case of the light brigade.

I'll march my band out, I'll beat my drum

And if I'm fanned out, your turn at bat, sir

At least I didn't fake it, hat, sir

I guess I didn't make it

But whether I'm the rose of sheer perfection

A freckle on the nose of life's complexion

The Cinderella or the shine apple of its eye

I gotta fly once, I gotta try once,

Only can die once, right, sir?

Ooh, life is juicy, juicy and you see,

I gotta have my bite, sir.

Get ready for me love, 'cause I'm a "comer"

I simply gotta march, my heart's a drummer

Don't bring around the cloud to dim the light brigade,

RC1: I'm gonna live now and HOW!

RC2: Read through the night, something ow !

RC3: One roll for the whole shebang!

RC4: One throw that bell will go clang,

RC3: Eye on the target and wham,

RC1: Just flick the light switch and bam!

RC5: Hey, everybody, here they are....

Madam:

Now get the light out, why here it comes,

Now if you’ll spread out, so pleased you’re here, sir,

So nice that you could make it, ‘argh!’, sir,

Careful you don’t break it

Get ready for the light, 'cause it’s a stunner

Lighting up the night, it’s like no other

Nobody, no, nobody, is gonna dim the light brigade!