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Detective Blitz

THE ORIGINAL!!!!
 
Ballroom Blitz!
 
 
Are you ready Steve? Uh-huh
Andy? Yeah
Mick? Okay
Alright fellas - let's go!

Oh it's been getting so hard
Living with the things you do to me
Well things are getting so strange
I'd like to tell you everything I see

Oh, I see a man in the back as a matter of fact
His eyes were as red as the sun
And the girl in the corner that no one ignores
Cause she thinks she's the passionate one

Oh Yeah! It was like lightning
Everybody was frightening
And the music was soothing
And they all started grooving

CHORUS
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah-Yeah-Yeah
And the man in the back said everyone attack
And it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you
It'll turn into a ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz

Oh reaching out for something
Touching nothing's all I ever do
Oh I softly call you over
When you appear there's nothing left of you

And the man in the back is ready to crack
As he raises his hands to the sky
And the girl in the corner is everyone's mourner
She could kill you with a wink of her eye

Oh Yeah! It was electric
So frantically hectic
And the band started leaving
Cause they all stopped breathing

CHORUS
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah-Yeah-Yeah
And the man in the back said everyone attack
And it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you
It'll turn into a ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz

It's it's ballroom blitz
It's it's ballroom blitz
It's it's ballroom blitz
Yeah, it's ballroom blitz
 
CHORUS
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah-Yeah-Yeah
And the man in the back said everyone attack
And it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you
It'll turn into a ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz

THE NEWBIE!!! (WHICH WILL BE SO FUN IN COSTUME!)
 
Detective Blitz!
 
 
Are you ready Sherlock? Uh-huh
Carmen? Yeah
Hamilton? Okay
I don't care Hamilton, let's go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Oh this case was so hard
Because the truth it was so hard to see
The murders they were so strange
Occured in darkness so I could not see.
 
You see when the day turned black the children did slack
So Madame thought she would kill their fun
She commissioned Arment for an experiment
And his lightbulb shone like the sun!
 
Oh yeah! It was bright lighting!
But everybody was frightened!
Because somedy was killing
And then blood started spilling!
 
CHORUS
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
And someone in the black started to attack
And it turned into a murder blitz!
So Sherlock started solving as the plot began evolving
Amidst the intrigue of a murder blitz
Murder blitz, murder blitz, which clues fit? Murder blitz!
 
Then Carmen came a'walking
Bettering all that sherlock could do
His pipebomb bowled him over
Who's the murderer? They had no clue
 
And then the man in the black recommenced his attack
And stole the lightbulb in the night
Then Carmen deduced it and Sherlock he knew it
Both of them had seen the light!
 
Oh yeah, the bulb was electric,
Sherlock was eccentric
And Wattson started fleeing
With the bulb he was stealing
 
CHORUS
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Wattson's criminal act almost was exact
Then fell foul of Carmen's magic tricks!
She said expelliarmus, the spell that cannot harm us
But it got Watson caught real quick
Crime solve blitz! Crime solve blitz, crime solve blitz, crime solve blitz!
 
Its, its a crime solve blitz
We solved the murder blitz
With our detective tricks
Yeah its a crime solve blitz
 
POTENTIAL FINAL CHORUS
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Carmen and Sherlock together like a rock
Will continue their crime spree blitz
They'll solve all of the treason using deductive reason
And together they will be a hit
Crime spree blitz, crime spree blitz, detective tricks, IT'S A HIT!
 
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