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Closing Song: Mambo No 5

Hey guys, heard you needed a closing song so here's one. could fit pretty much anywhere though; doesn't have to be a closing number.
 
Original Lyrics
Ladies and Gentlemen,
this is Mambo Number 5

One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the car, so come on let's ride
to the liquor-store around the corner
The boys say they want some gin and juice
But I really don't wanna
Beerbust like I had last week
I must stay deep
Cause talk is cheap
I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita
And as I continue
You know they gettin' sweeter
So what I can do I really beg you my Lord
To me flirting it's just like a sport, anything fly
It's all good let me dump it
Please set in the trumpet

Chorus:
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita's all I need
A little bit of Tina's what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

Mambo Number 5

Jump up and down and move it all around
Shake your head to the sound
Put your hands on the ground
Take one step left
And one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Clap your hands once
And clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this
Then you doin' it right

Chorus:
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita's all I need
A little bit of Tina's what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man


Chorus:
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita's all I need
A little bit of Tina's what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

I do all to
fall in love with a girl like you
You can't run and you can't hide
You and me gonna touch the sky
 
 
 
Parody Lyrics

Ladies and Gentlemen,
we have taken him alive

All day and all night
They are working real hard, try and make it right
all the criminals they really hate me
But all others think I’m Mister Cool
And the girls wanna date me
Some guy with his head smashed in
It’s time to let
Me do my thing
I like felony, robbery, murder, corruption
You don’t stand a chance ‘gainst
my powers of deduction!
So what I can do is solve any mystery
I’ll get results so just wait and see, criminals cry
I’m that good when they fail
I throw ‘em in gaol

Chorus:
A little bit of burglary is my life
A little bit of forgery, grief and strife
A little bit of murder is my thing
A little bit of fraud or perjuring
A little bit of arson lights my fire
A little bit of intent to conspire
A little bit of larceny in the can
A little bit of crime and I’m your man

Take him in alive

Bring ropes and gags put stuff in plastic bags
Cordon off, draw a line
Round the scene of the crime
Be good cop once
And bad cop twice
He is your man if he smells or has lice
Make a big scene
Get into a fight
But if you solve your case
Then it should be all right

Chorus:
A little bit of burglary is my life
A little bit of forgery, grief and strife
A little bit of murder is my thing
A little bit of fraud or perjuring
A little bit of arson lights my fire
A little bit of intent to conspire
A little bit of larceny in the can
A little bit of crime and I’m your man

BOWS

Chorus:
A little bit of burglary is my life
A little bit of forgery, grief and strife
A little bit of murder is my thing
A little bit of fraud or perjuring
A little bit of arson lights my fire
A little bit of intent to conspire
A little bit of larceny in the can
A little bit of crime and I’m your man

I do all to
Catch them all and get my due
You can't run and you can't hide
Mess with me and you’re gonna fry

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