The Original

Hold on to what you try to be
Your individuality
When the world is on your shoulders
Just smile and let it go

If people try to put you down
Just walk on by don't turn around
You only have to answer to yourself

Don't you know it's true what they say
That life, it ain't easy
But your time's coming around
So don't you stop tryin'

Don't stop, never give up
Hold your head high and reach the top
Let the world see what you have got
Bring it all back to you
Dream of falling in love
Anything you've been thinking of
When the world seems to get too tough
Bring it all back to you

Na na na na..

Try not to worry 'bout a thing
Enjoy the good times life can bring
Keep it all inside you
Gotta let the feeling show
Imagination is the key
'Cos you are you're own destiny
You never should be lonely
When time is on your side

Don't you know it's true what they say
Things are sent to try you
But your time's coming around
So don't you stop tryin'

Don't stop, never give up
Hold your head high and reach the top
Let the world see what you have got
Bring it all back to you
Dream of falling in love
Anything you've been thinking of
When the world seems to get too tough
Bring it all back to you

Na na na na..

Don't stop, never give up
Hold your head high and reach the top
Let the world see what you have got
Bring it all back to you
Dream of falling in love
Anything you've been thinking of
When the world seems to get too tough
Bring it all back to you

The New

 

Watson you tried to hoodwink me

At this lightbulb festivity

You murdered half of the cast

But now your game is up

 

The bulb it was unveiled to see

By Phil Arment and also me

Then you began your murderous

 

So then Sherlock began

All his interrogations

And started to solve the crime

But then in came Carmen!

 

No, stop! I'm the best cop!

Then Carmen showed us what she's got

She started to show Sherlock up

But she couldn't solve the clues

Then more murders took place

And Sherlock's pipe blew up in his face

So they came together in this place

And proof they began to trace

 

Na na na na...

 

They both began to monologue

From the prologue to the epilogue

While bodies fell around them

Littering the stage.

Butler, Lord Nosferatu

Dee Cybil and the Madame too

And then the lightbulb

It did disappear

 

And then the facts became clear

Watson was the culprit

Sherlock had saved the day

Hey! don't forget Carmen!

 

Won't stop, cream of the crop

sherlock & Carmen the best cops

But Hamilton you really suck

Rock study's all you do

We'll always solve the crime

Catching the bad guys all the time

And then on their guilt we will both dine

Watson it's jail for you!

 

Na na na na (time for us to dance and have fun na na-ing)

 

Won't stop, Whilst we're on top

Nowhere will you find better cops

Carmen and Sherlock stop the rot

Of criminality

No more murder or sin

We wwill not let boat people in

Sherlock & Carmen for the win

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