I wrote this at the writer's meeting. It is not going in the show. It is not going in any show ever.

 

However, I laughed, and other people I told laughed, so I am putting it on the wiki for people to laugh at.

 

I only saw the first season of Lost, hence why this happened...

 

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Jack: I love you Kate

 

Kate: I love Sawyer!

 

Sawyer: I love my hair

 

(Lock enters with a gun)

 

Lock: I don't care who loves you, I'm full of hate, hate for mankind, hate for this island, hate for hereditary baldness!

 

(Hurley enters)

 

Lock: What is this? A fucking reunion?

 

Hurley: I'm so hungry!

 

Jack: I'm a doctor so I know how diets work, we've been here 5 years, why are you still huge?!

 

Hurley: Haven't you noticed everybody disappearing?

 

(Guy that played the lesser known hobbit in LOTR)

 

LOTR Guy: I KILLED BOROMIR!