Human 1: Alright, Flag Human 2: Check Human 1: Anthem Human 2: Check Human 1: hm, something is missing Human 2: Back up flag? Human 1: No, no, no Human 2: What then? Human 1: Well, I think if we are starting something as important as England, well, someone should take responsibility Human 2: Yes - every citizen should be responsible for the well being of their nation Human 1: hm, ooh - don’t want to burden everyone. Maybe just one of us should, you know, take the reigns, so to speak Human 2: What do you mean? Human 1: No - I’m just saying - Too many cooks spoil the broth - I think we should have a smaller group Human 2: Like a committee? Human 1: Smaller Human 2: A couple? Human 1: Smaller Human 2: A trio. Human 1: No, you’ve gone bigger Human 2: Okay - so .. Human 1: One - just one - ruling alone Human 2: So, what you’re saying is - as the founders of this nation - you or I should be in charge Human 1: Exactly! As the founders of this nation ... I should be in charge Human 2: You? Human 1: For starters Human 2: Oh, so we take turns - so like, after you I’m queen Human 1: No, after me it’s my daughter Human 2: And after her? Human 1: Her daughter. Human 2: And after her? Human 1: Her daughter. Human 2: I’m sensing a pattern here Human 1: That’s why I put you in charge of making the flag Human 2: And a bloody good flag it is too! And I did the Anthem! Human 1: Oh - yeah - on that - just a suggestion Human 2: What? Human 1: Well, about the chorus Human 2: God Save England? Human 1: Yeah - Don’t get me wrong. I love god saving things. Divine intervention - brilliant. Bit broad though, isn’t it? Human 2: What do you suggest? Human 1: Just - just - Let’s make it more specific - you know? Human 2: Like, God save the citizens of England? Human 1: (Starts singing) God save the citize- Hmm, no - that doesn’t fit the meter. How about God save the Queen Human 2: And who'd be queen? Human 1: I'd be queen Human 2: Fine. I'm gonna marry you and then I'll be king! Human 1: You love me? Human 2: I don't |
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