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Suspenders AND a Belt

A man wearing both suspenders AND a belt is standing alone centre stage

M – You may have noticed that I’m wearing both suspenders AND a belt. This may seem quite odd to you but I assure you there is a perfectly good reason for my wearing of both suspenders AND a belt. You see, my pants have a habit of falling down so I have to go to great lengths to keep them up hence my wearing of both suspenders AND a belt. Oh it’s quite embarrassing when my pants come down, very embarrassing indeed.

A suspicious man sneaks on stage tip- toeing and puts his finger to his mouth to signal to the crowd to be quiet. He continues to tip-toe towards the suspender man from behind while the suspender man keeps talking.

M – That’s why it’s so great that I’m wearing both suspenders AND a belt! It makes me feel so secure. My pants will never ever fall down, whether by their own action or the action of someone else…

The suspicious man gets to right behind the suspender man, kicks him in the groin and runs off. Suspender man writhes in pain.
 
**SUSPENDERS AND A BELT - 7 FUNNIES**

A man wearing both suspenders AND a belt is standing alone centre stage

M – You may have noticed that I’m wearing both suspenders AND a belt. It may seem quite odd to you that I am wearing both suspenders AND a belt, but I assure you there is a perfectly good reason for my wearing of both suspenders AND a belt. You see without my suspenders AND a belt, my pants have a habit of falling down so I have to go to great lengths to keep them up, hence my wearing of both suspenders AND a belt. Oh it’s quite embarrassing when my pants come down, very embarrassing indeed.

A suspicious man sneaks on stage tip- toeing and puts his finger to his mouth to signal to the crowd to be quiet. He continues to tip-toe towards the suspender man from behind while the suspender man keeps talking.

M – That’s why it’s so great that I’m wearing both suspenders AND a belt! I always feel so secure in my suspender AND a belt. My pants will never ever fall down, whether by their own action or the action of someone else…

The suspicious man gets to right behind the suspender man, kicks him in the groin and runs off. Suspender man writhes in pain.
 
 
**SUSPENDERS AND A BELT - 13 FUNNIES**
 

A man wearing both suspenders AND a belt is standing alone centre stage

M – You may have noticed that I’m wearing both suspenders AND a belt. It may seem quite odd to you that I am wearing both suspenders AND a belt, but I assure you there is a perfectly good reason for my wearing of both suspenders AND a belt. You see without my suspenders AND a belt, my pants have a habit of falling down so I have to go to great lengths to keep them up, hence my wearing of both suspenders AND a belt. Oh it’s quite embarrassing when my pants come down, very embarrassing indeed.

(beat)

Like this one time whilst playing in the schoolyard I wasn't wearing suspenders or a belt and Jimmy Johnson pulled down my pants in front of Emily Bishop and exposed MY Johnson. This taught me to always wear both suspenders AND a belt even when you think that both suspenders AND a belt are unnecessary. My wearing of both suspenders AND a belt were mocked in that schoolyard but my pants were always secure around my waist thanks to my suspenders AND a belt.

A suspicious man sneaks on stage tip- toeing and puts his finger to his mouth to signal to the crowd to be quiet. He continues to tip-toe towards the suspender man from behind while the suspender man keeps talking.

M – That’s why to this day I’m still wearing both suspenders AND a belt! I always feel so secure in my suspenders AND a belt. My pants will never ever fall down, whether by their own action or the action of someone else because I wear both suspenders AND a belt...

The suspicious man gets to right behind the suspender man, kicks him in the groin and runs off. Suspender man writhes in pain
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