-5 people stand on stage, holding different objects-

*A places the shell he is holding to his ear.*
A: Hey guys! I can hear the ocean in this shell!
All: OOoooooo!

*B places the paper cup he is holding to his ear.*
B: Guys! Guys! I can hear the sound of wooshing in this cup! It's the trees of a forest!
All: Oooooooo! (Wow.)

*C places the $10 note he is holding to his ear.*
C: Oh man!! I can hear the sound of capitalism in this $10 note!
A: What's that sound like!?
C: Blood rushing through my ear!!
All: Oooooooo! (B: That's impressive, I'm impressed by that.)

D: Guys!!
*D puts his hand up to his ear.*
D: Guys!! It sounds like nothing!
*ABCE look at each other quisically*
D: GUYS!! I CAN HEAR OUTERSPACE!
All: OOOOoooOOOOOOO! (A: Oh wow!)

*E puts his shoe up to his ear.*
A: Hey E! What can you hear in your shoe?
E: Well, it's a Nike... [Beat]
E: So I can hear child slave labor.

-Lights down-