-5 people stand on stage, holding different objects- *A places the shell he is holding to his ear.* A: Hey guys! I can hear the ocean in this shell! All: OOoooooo! *B places the paper cup he is holding to his ear.* B: Guys! Guys! I can hear the sound of wooshing in this cup! It's the trees of a forest! All: Oooooooo! (Wow.) *C places the $10 note he is holding to his ear.* C: Oh man!! I can hear the sound of capitalism in this $10 note! A: What's that sound like!? C: Blood rushing through my ear!! All: Oooooooo! (B: That's impressive, I'm impressed by that.) D: Guys!! *D puts his hand up to his ear.* D: Guys!! It sounds like nothing! *ABCE look at each other quisically* D: GUYS!! I CAN HEAR OUTERSPACE! All: OOOOoooOOOOOOO! (A: Oh wow!) *E puts his shoe up to his ear.* A: Hey E! What can you hear in your shoe? E: Well, it's a Nike... [Beat] E: So I can hear child slave labor. -Lights down- |