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Ostrich

A: Holy crud! That egg is massive!
B: I know eh? Quite the find!
A: Where did you get it?
B: Well you see it's the egg of the long lost flightless eastern warbler with gammy wings.
A: WOW!
C: Hey guys what's up. Oh! Cool ostrich egg!
B: It's not an ostrich egg! It's the gammy flightless long eastern warbler with lost wings
A: Wait I thought you said it was the long lost flightless eastern warbler with gammy wings.
B: It's so rare it can change its name!
C: It's a fracken' ostrich egg!
B: No no! It's the gammy eastern wings with long lost flightless
A: So how do you spell it?
B:... its an ostrich egg.
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