McDonald’s Sketch A parent and their kid are in a car with the parent driving and the kid sitting in the back seat. The kid is bored because, well, make it up, I dunno. K – Mum, where are we going? M – We’re going grocery shopping, I told you already. K – Oh… (pause) I want to go to McDonalds. M – You can’t go to McDonalds. K – I want to go to McDonalds! M – You can’t go to McDonalds! K – I want some McNuggets! M – We’re going grocery shopping. K – I want a damn happy meal! M – You can’t have a happy meal! K – I want a happy meal with McNuggets! M – No! K – I want a six pack! M – What? K – A six pack of McNuggets with my damn happy meal! M – We’ll buy some nuggets when we go grocery shopping. K – Yay! (Pause) Wait… (Pause) McNuggets? M – No, you can’t go to McDonalds! K – I want a 9 pack of McNuggets! M – No, you want a 6 pack of McNuggets. K – With my damn happy meal. M – You can’t go to McDonalds! K – Why not? You’re never any fair to me. M – Because. K – Because why? M – I beat up a Ronald McDonald once. (Long pause) And took his McNuggets. |