Harry and Voldemort are on either side of the stage facing each other. VOLDEMORT: This is it, Harry Potter! Our final battle! Soon, we will match wands - the winner will taste sweet victory, while the loser will feel the cold embrace of death. Prepare yourself, Potter! This is the end! AVARDA KE - HARRY: EXPELLIARMUS! (VOLDEMORT'S wand drops) VOLDEMORT: Seriously? You used expelliarmus? The disarming charm? You .. you do realise I'm going to kill you, right? That's a thing that you know? I'm going to pick up my wand, the wand I killed your parents with, and I'm going to kill you with it as well. (Voldemort picks up wand) VOLDEMORT: Alright, nice knowing you - AVARDA KE- HARRY: EXPELLIARMUS! (VOLDEMORT'S wand drops again) VOLDEMORT: Awesome. You did it again. You knocked my wand two feet away. That's an awesome power for a wizard to have. Unfortunately, one of my dark wizard powers - bending. (Picks up wand) And gripping HARRY: EXPELLIARMUS (Wand flies away) VOLDEMORT: Okay, the gripping could use some work - but the bending is sound. Luckily, I always pack a spare wa - HARRY: EXPELLIARMUS (Wand flies away) HARRY: EXPELLIA- Oh, you're not holding anything. Hey, hey, hey - pick up your wand VOLDEMORT: What? No - you're just going to shoot it across the room HARRY: Nuh uh .. VOLDEMORT: Promise? HARRY: Promise. (VOLDEMORT bends down to pick up wand) HARRY: EXPELLIARMUS VOLDEMORT: This is getting ridiculous. You can't do this forever Harry. HARRY: I did it for seven years! Hey - I wonder if this spell works on me. (Turns wand towards himself) HARRY: EXPELLIARMUS (His wand flies away) HARRY: huh .. should have thought that through. Who designed this spell? VOLDEMORT: That's it, Harry - I have you now! (Picking up wand) This is the end, Harry Potter. I'm going to destroy you - using the most powerful spell in the universe. HARRY: No .. please .. not .. VOLDEMORT: ACCIO VENGEANCE! (the groin kicking guy from 'suspenders and a belt' runs onstage and kicks HARRY in the groin. HARRY drops to the ground) |