Lights up on stage, 3 daleks are on stage Ren, Zel and Borg Ren: Curse the Doctor! Because of him we are no longer able to ARTICULATE! our most favourite of words Zel: Each time we try, we only come up with something stupid *clears throat* EX...EX... EXUDATE!!! daleks shake "heads" beat Borg: we will just have to work our way around it. Zel: NO! we can beat this! EX... EXTE... EXT...ENUATE! Ren: Dalek Borg is correct. we must... Zel: EXTRAPOLATE! EXPATRIATE! EXHILARATE! EXCOMMUNICATE! *growing louder and more frustrated with each try* Ren: Dalek Zel desist! Zel: EXFOLIATE! *said very loud and deliberately, like the way they say EXTERMINATE* Borg: SHUT UP! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! Zel: Then how are we to function? He has made us defective! How can we live when we cannot EX... EX... EXAGGERATE! *breaks and then gets depressed* Ren: We must find an alternative... Unless you want to run around shouting EXFOLIATE! at the top of your lungs... Zel: You are right, we'd be the laughing stock of the entire universe. Borg: What about ASSIMILATE! The other two look at Borg strangely. Borg: Then how about MUTILATE? Ren: Or maybe LACERATE! getting more excited as they go along Borg: INCINERATE! Ren: LIQUIDATE! Borg: OBLITERATE! Ren: ANNIHILATE! Together: EX...FOLIATE! (both get depressed) Zel: SEE ITS POINTLESS! what are we if we cannot EXFOLIATE? WE ARE DEFECTIVE... Borg: we really liked a few of those Ren: but dalek zel is right, it just isn't the same Zel: (really depressed) There's nothing left for me in this life... I'm going to find a new path... (brightens up a bit) maybe i'll be an engineer *begins to leave* INEBRIATE... Zel leaves ****Two alternate endings**** ENDING A Borg: exfoliate... it has a nice ring to it. Ren: It still works the same as before... beat Ren and Borg look at each other Together: EXFOLIATE! EXFOLIATE *begin to move off stage* EXFOLIATE... Slow lights down ENDING B Ren: Dalek Zel has left us... Borg: And we are the only two daleks left... beat Ren and Borg look at each other Ren: Fornicate? Borg: Lubricate mood lighting Both: Consummate... slowly move towards each other with their manipulator arms telescoping out Slow lIghts down |
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