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Dalek Sketch

Lights up on stage, 3 daleks are on stage Ren, Zel and Borg
Ren: Curse the Doctor! Because of him we are no longer able to ARTICULATE! our most favourite of words
Zel: Each time we try, we only come up with something stupid *clears throat* EX...EX... EXUDATE!!!
daleks shake "heads"
beat

Borg:  we will just have to work our way around it.
Zel: NO! we can beat this! EX... EXTE... EXT...ENUATE!
Ren: Dalek Borg is correct. we must...
Zel: EXTRAPOLATE! EXPATRIATE! EXHILARATE! EXCOMMUNICATE! *growing louder and more frustrated with each try*
Ren: Dalek Zel desist!
Zel: EXFOLIATE! *said very loud and deliberately, like the way they say EXTERMINATE*
Borg: SHUT UP! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!
Zel: Then how are we to function? He has made us defective! How can we live when we cannot EX... EX... EXAGGERATE! *breaks and then gets depressed*
Ren: We must find an alternative... Unless you want to run around shouting EXFOLIATE! at the top of your lungs...
Zel: You are right, we'd be the laughing stock of the entire universe.
Borg: What about ASSIMILATE!
The other two look at Borg strangely.
Borg: Then how about MUTILATE?
Ren: Or maybe LACERATE!
getting more excited as they go along
Borg: INCINERATE!
Ren: LIQUIDATE!
Borg: OBLITERATE!
Ren: ANNIHILATE!

Together: EX...FOLIATE! (both get depressed)
Zel: SEE ITS POINTLESS! what are we if we cannot EXFOLIATE? WE ARE DEFECTIVE...
Borg: we really liked a few of those
Ren: but dalek zel is right, it just isn't the same
Zel: (really depressed) There's nothing left for me in this life... I'm going to find a new path... (brightens up a bit) maybe i'll be an engineer *begins to leave* INEBRIATE...
Zel leaves
****Two alternate endings****
ENDING A
Borg: exfoliate... it has a nice ring to it.
Ren: It still works the same as before...
beat
Ren and Borg look at each other

Together: EXFOLIATE! EXFOLIATE *begin to move off stage* EXFOLIATE...
Slow lights down

ENDING B
Ren: Dalek Zel has left us...
Borg: And we are the only two daleks left...
beat
Ren and Borg look at each other
Ren: Fornicate?
Borg: Lubricate
mood lighting
Both: Consummate... slowly move towards each other with their manipulator arms telescoping out
Slow lIghts down
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