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Axe through the head

V/O: It has been scientifically proven that Australian men are the worst communicators in the world. If you don't believe us, take a look at this...
 
B (an aussie bloke) is sitting reading a newspaper. A (another aussie bloke) walks in. A has an axe through his head. A stands next to B for a bit.
 
A: G'day, mate.
 
Pause
 
B: G'day mate.
 
Pause
 
A: What's up, mate?
 
Pause
 
B: Not much, mate.
 
Pause
 
A: What you reading, mate?
 
Pause
 
B: Newspaper, mate.
 
Long Pause
 
A: Hey, mate?
 
Pause
 
B: Yeah, mate.
 
Pause
 
A: Do I have an axe through my head, mate?
 
Long Pause, as A glances across at B
 
B: Yeah, mate.
 
A: Bugger.
 
B: Bugger.
 
A: Cheers, mate. (falls down dead)
 
Pause
 
B: Don't bleed on the carpet, mate.
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