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When good stickers turn bad

I'd previously placed this under the 2009 raw ideas section, but since I wrote it after the revue for the 2010 revue, I'm transferring it here.
 
Dark lighting, student in middle of stage with head bowed says in a sollem tone: "A long long time ago, mankind created stickers to serve his will, forcing them to advertise, ammuse, cover up acne scars and worst of all promote student polaticians. But too often stickers have been abused and tormeted, stuck to the chests of sweaty hairy males and sweaty hairy females. But somewhere in space-time, a sticker gained conscience."

Student looks up slowly at the audience and continues speaking in the solem tone. Screen turns on and displays images of sticker stuck to parts of the campus: "For a long time, the sticker hid, promoting it's cause around the campus. As the years passed, more stickers gathered to the cause, dissatisfied with working in the hot air emating from the student polaticians. Till now, the stickers have waited, sticking to the taskes forced upon them. But this election day, it will all change."

3 possible scenarios (since 3 is the number of the count and the number of the count shall be 3):

1) "The stickers will have their revenge." light on onstage student turns off, light shines on a 'lecturer' lying on stage as if dead, covered in stickers of the current student polaticians. Suddenly, [his/her/the hermaphrodite's] eyes open, his arms swing forwards and he gets up zombie style. 'lecturer' slowly looks around the room, then announces "MORE 8AM LECTURES".
 
2) Screen shows picture of dead student covered in stickers of the current student polaticians. Video of (animated) stickers creeping up behind unsuspecting half-asleep students in an 8am maths lecture. Video of students chatting while (animated) stickers creep up behind them. Video of student struggling to pull off stickers that have covered him up then collapses. [insert funny quote that parrodies a well known movie or event]
 
3) Light shines on a student lying on stage as if dead, covered in stickers of the current student polaticians. Suddenly, his eyes open, his arms swing forwards and he gets up zombie style. Student slowly looks around theatre, then announces in a sinister tone "Vote for ...name of a student polatician..." or "do these stickers make my but look big"
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