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Turtle shell hair clips

A = rich woman.  B= her maid.  

B: Good day ma'am.  You have a lovely dress on this evening
A: What else?
B: Ah! Umm, well...
A: Yes?
B: Your hair is kinda pretty
A: Kinda pretty?  Gosh, compared to you, I'm aphrodite! What else
B: Your hair clips!  They're gorgeous!  Are they turtle shell hair clips?  
A: Oh, probably.  
B: They're gorgeous! They remind me of the sea. And, my brother...
A: The sea?  What has that got to do with anything?  
B: Oh.  Never mind.  Would you like to meet my brother?
A: What?, you mean he's here?  listening to us?
B: No, he's over there.  Are you sure you wouldn't like to meet him?
A: Well, any relative of your is a subordinate of mine
B: Fantastic! SEBASTIAN! SEBASTIAN!
[In walks a man D carrying a wheelbarrow with male mermaid C in it]
C: Hi Sis!
A: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
B: Please don't be afraid.  
D: Yes.  He's perfectly harmless
C: Hey sis.  Is this that woman you work for?
B: Yes
A: NO SERIOUSLY, IS THIS BRING A FREAK TO WORK DAY OR SOMETHING!?
B: No.  Of course not.  
C: I mean you no harm
A: you better have a good explanation for this!
B: Well you see, our parents liked to experiment
A: Experiment?
B: Yes, with science
A: Science?

[Start 50's style documentary about science]
Have you ever noticed people talking  about substances called chemicals before?  Have you ever seen an apple fall from a tree?  Maybe you've seen people doing reciting multiplication tables and wished you could join in.  If you've ever found yourself in one of these situations, it's likely you may have encountered science.  
Hello there.  My name is professor Science and I'm here to help you understand what this crazy rollercoaster we call science is.  
Hello there Billy
Scientists first discovered science back in the stone age, when cavemen worked out that stones were composed primarily of science.  This later progressed to mathematical and geometrical explorations, including the invention of the well known letter π.  [footage of stonewall, with a tracing of the letter pi appearing on top on two of the columns].  
In the dark ages, scientists worked on extracting gold from urine, and other substances, and thus chemistry was born.  
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