From Fairy Bread Friday A: [monotone] Good morning madam, I hope you're having a good day. B: Yeah, hi. [shouts off to the side] Billy! Stop that! A: Would you like to sign up for - B: No thanks. [side] Billy, I told you not to open the M&Ms! A: Would you like to sign up for our rewards card - B: I said no, didn't you hear me? A: It's in my contract, I have to finish the question. Would you - B: NO!! Just scan my items and shut up. [side] Get off the meat counter, Billy! A: We have a special on Super Brand Bottled Water, madam. B: What's super about it? [side] STOP TOUCHING THE KNIVES! A: It's got...energy in it. And vitamins. B: Oh, I don't have the energy for this. Billy, come here NOW. (a man walks in) Billy: Hey honey, are we ready to go? End scene. |