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Showdown

From Fairy Bread Friday

Darth Vader: So, Luke, we meet again...for the last time. Take out your lightsaber, and we will end this.
Luke: Hmm...no.
DV: What?
L: No, I don't think I will. I think we'll do things differently this time.
DV: You can't do that.
L: Hey, who cut off whose hand? [DV looks sheepish] Exactly. So shut the hell up. Lord Vader, I will not use the force to fight you. YODA! I CHOOSE YOU! (throws Pokeball)
DV: Dude, what the hell? Yoda's not a Pokemon!
L: Shit. Chewbacca, I choose you!

[Chewie enters, roars]

DV: Fuck. Palpatine, thunderbolt attack!
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