Director and actor.

"who are you?!?"

"I am Amy-"

"no no no I know who you are! But WHO are YOU!?!"

"Cleopatra?"

"NO! You are being Amy! I want to see Cleopatra I want to feel Cleopatra! Now show me the theatre"

"And here today"

"NO! That is cleopatra, you are the theatre!"

"I thought I was in the theatre"

"you are also in the theatre"

etc.

possible beat line: "save it for opening night"