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Barbie vs Bratz

Basically its Barbie vs Bratz at a game show where they answer questions about themselves and diss each other, both trying the upstage and beat the competition.

facts to use:


- Barbie was orginally concieved of from another German doll called Bild Lilli, who knew what she wanted and was not above using men to get it, also was a German doll. (her mother was a slut basically)
- Barbie was 'born' March 9 1959 she is 51 years old, not bad for a plastic doll.
- 3 Barbie dolls are sold every second (she isn't exclusive)
- Barbie stars in her own movies and is also a supporting character in Toy Story 2 and 3
- Barbies Fav. colour is pink
- her full name is Barbie Millicent Roberts
- Barbies body is disproportional to that of an actual human being (plastic surgery!)
- Everyone knows Kelly really isn't Barbies 'little sister'
- Berbie is normally depicted as an anglo saxson/ european female
- She recently split up with Ken in 2009
- Barbie has multiple careers
- Barbies company is Mattel (they have actually been suing the Bratz company for infridgment for a while)


- there are 4 major Dolls: Jade, Cloe, Sasha and Yasmin
- debuted in June 2001 and are 9yrs old
- Bratz Dolls are made in China, the workers are paid $4.13 a day
- the sexualisation of the Bratz Dolls who are aimed at the tween market, note lack of breasts in the Bratz doll
- Bratz dolls have huge eyes, heads and feet compared with Barbie (their feet come off... 0_o)
- Bratz dolls also star in their own movies, they also have a live action movie.
- The Bratz dolls sales overtook that of Barbie in 2004
- MGA are the company that make the Bratz dolls
- Bratz Dolls also sing

Perhaps we could have them fighting over Ken? has Ken gone to the other side? or GI Joe for that matter, has he captured the heart of Barbie?
lol this is just stuff for fun, maybe Ken/GI joe are the hosts of the show?

I thought this might make an interesting skit especially as its a female dominant skit.