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Chelsea Dagger (opening song)






do do do do do do do-di do do do do do 
do do do do do do do-di do do do

Well you must be a girl with shoes like that 
she said you know me well 
I seen you and little steven and Joanna 

Round the back of my hotel oh yeah 



Someone said you was asking after me 
But I know you best as a blagger 
I said tell me your name is it sweet? 
She said my boy it's dagger oh yeah 



I was good she was hot 
Stealin' everything she got 
I was bold she was over the worst of it 
Gave me gear thank you dear bring yer sister over here 
Let her dance with me just for the hell of it 


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do do do do do do do-di do do do

Well you must be a boy with bones like that 
She said you got me wrong 
I would've sold them to you 
If I could've just have kept the last of my clothes on oh yeah
Call me up take me down with you 
When you go I could be your regular belle 
And I'll dance for little steven and Joanna 
Round the back of my hotel oh yeah 

I was good she was hot 
Stealin everything she got 
I was bold she was over the worst of it 
Gave me gear thank you dear bring yer sister over here 
Let her dance with me just for the hell of it 

Chelsea Chelsea I believe that when your dancing 
Slowly sucking your sleeve 
That all the boys get lonely after you leave 
And it's one for the Dagger and another for the one you believe 

Chelsea I believe that when your dancing 
Slowly sucking your sleeve 
That all the boys get lonely after you leave 
And it's one for the Dagger and another for the one you believe

do do do do do do do-di do do do do do 
do do do do do do do-di do do do
At the beginning of the song, all of the random scientists are on Dennis's side, saying it is too dangerous to make the quark. Angela starts convincing them that it would be too important not to make one. This leads the scientists to start questioning to start up the intro chant. (A=Angela, D=Dennis)

Shall we make? Shall we make? Shall we make ourselves a quark?
Shall we make? Shall we make? Shall we make a quark?

A: Well you'll get nothing done with talk like that
D: But it could go to hell!

A:(to random scientists) 
make this quark along with me then write a paper 
And get yourself a Nobel oh yeah 

(about half the scientists move across to Angela's side)

D: But you can't guarantee security 
A: God Dennis your such a fat nagger! 
D: (to random scientists) This quark will escape don't you see? 
And then we're open slather! oh yeah 

(a few scientists move across to Dennis's side)

A: energy can't you see?
carbon free economy
And this quark is the source of all of it 
D: Angie dear listen here, it's us failing that I fear
A: We can't fail! throw the switch and lets commit!

(all the remaining scientists move across to Angela's side)
Yes let's make! Yes let's make! Yes let's make ourselves a quark!
Yes let's make! Yes let's make! Yes let's make a quark!

D: Well you must be a boy with bones like that 
She said you got me wrong 
I would've sold them to you 
A: If I could've just have kept the last of my clothes on oh yeah
D: Call me up take me down with you 
When you go I could be your regular belle 
A: And I'll dance for little steven and Joanna 
Round the back of my hotel oh yeah 

A: I was good she was hot 
Stealin everything she got 
D: I was bold she was over the worst of it 
A: Gave me gear thank you dear bring yer sister over here 
Let her dance with me just for the hell of it 


D: Angie, Angie, I believe that when you're making 
things as dangerous as these
Disasters happen you can't conceive
But I won't be a nagger, throw the switch and then we'll make it and see

A&D: Chelsea I believe that when your dancing 
Slowly sucking your sleeve 
That all the boys get lonely after you leave 
And it's one for the Dagger and another
so we'll make it and see!

Gonna make! Gonna make! Gonna make ourselves a quark!
Gonna make! Gonna make! Gonna make a quark!
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