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O Holy Father, who art in God Heaven

Lights up to
God on the floor of a dark stage  with the figures of Zeus and other antiquitated gods peering over him.

God opens his eyes
G: AHHHH!
other gods jump back in surprise
Z: is ok you're safe...
G: BUT THERE WAS A WAR AND I WAS THERE, FIGHTING MY CREATION AND THE SCIENTISTS! <beat> the scientists... (looks down and away as if thinking, said in a low murderous tone)
Z: Don't worry, you're safe now. Welcome to Olympia
G: Olympia?
Odin (aka O): DINNAE LISTEN TEH HIM, YOU'RE IN VALHALA!
G: Ok i didn't ge a word of that...
Ra (aka R): Incorrect my frothing norsk friend, we're clearly in the Afterlife.
G:WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU CRAZIES GOING ON ABOUT?
R: Well... you're dead, like the rest of us.
Ra looks around at the rest of the deities assembled. All nod in agreement
G: That's preposterous, I am God and I don't die.
Z: Well thats what we thought too, but here we are.
G: And where are we?
Z: we already said...
G cuts him off
G: Who are you anyway?
Z: Zeus, leader of the greek gods, (gestures at the greeks)
G nods and then looks at the egyptians, then the norsk gods
R: Ra, leader of the Egyptian gods
O: ODIN, NORSKI GOD-SKI!
G: what about that guy? points to an man in tibetan monks clothes (or if it works better someone resembling Buddah) sitting in the corner meditating
R: Don't know, when he first arrived he was convinced he reached Nirvana, whatever that is... Now he's "meditating", claiming that he want's out.
G: (Excited) There's a way out?!
L: HE'S STILL HERE ISN'T HE! (guffaws)
G: But who is going to look after the world, and my creation?
Z: don't worry, They'll be fine, some other deity will come and take your place. When we died those wannabes took over for us. Jupiter and co, they're over there (slight malice in voice whilst pointing)
Roman gods nod hello in an very cold manner, the greek gods make some rude gestures in their general direction, which the romans return and then go back to talking to each other
G: oh so who replaced them?
Jutiter walks over to God and speaks simmilar to Zeus
J: You, you great pansy.
G: Oh... *awkward moment* So... who's replacing me?
L: THIS GUY!!! (cheerfully)

shot of the Flying Spaghetti Monster appears on screen

G: WHAT!!!!!

Lights down

*Can anyone think of a way to work in some female gods? i like the idea of the maiden, mother and crone (Wiccan) or Mother Nature (also slightly wiccan/druidic) esp with mmc being a speak as one part that would be cool.
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