Basically a series of toppers in scissors paper rock rock>train>plane>terrorist>air marshal>atomic bomb>cockroach>ROCK
>dirt>bush>obama
THE SCENES First scene Lights up on stage two people sitting facing each other. Unison: scisors, paper, rock (person 1 picks scissors, person two picks rock) normal Lights downP1:train! P2:train? P1:TRAIN! (possible insert of video of a train pwning the ROCK (if you don't know what i mean when i say train beats rock, go watch Get Smart) beat P2: plane (looks satisfied) P1: TERRORIST P2: air marshal P1: atomic bomb P2: Cockroach! (triumphantly angry) P1: ROCK (squishes cocharoack with rock) P2: ... damn... best two out of three?* *the best two out of three bit is if we want to do 3 of these scenes. Second scene still needs to be written if wanted. should eventuate in P2 winning Last scene the two people are still at it (need beginning plays) ... P2: Clean! P1: Dirt! P2: BUSH! P1: OBAMA! P2: ... GOD DAMN IT! sharp lights down Needs work |
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