Spoken with cheesy over-excited salesman voice This season, the World is having its clearance meltdown! Everything on the shelves of humanity must go, go, go! The U.S. economy – Meltdown! The Large Hadron Collider –Meltdown! Hubble Telescope –Meltdown! Polar Ice-Caps – Meltdown! But wait! Therrrre’s more! This week’s special: two polar bears for the price of none! said in fast-pace subscript voice: Available for a limited time only, till the death of all mankind, also known as the Apocalypse. Batteries not included |