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meltdown voiceover

Spoken with cheesy over-excited salesman voice

This season, the World is having its clearance meltdown! Everything on the shelves of humanity must go, go, go!

The U.S. economy – Meltdown!

The Large Hadron Collider –Meltdown!

Hubble Telescope –Meltdown!

Polar Ice-Caps – Meltdown!

But wait! Therrrre’s more! This week’s special: two polar bears for the price of none!

said in fast-pace subscript voice:

Available for a limited time only, till the death of all mankind, also known as the Apocalypse. Batteries not included